Professional comedian Andrew Cornelius explores the intersection of joke-writing and machine learning. After putting in his 10,000 hours on live stages worldwide—including a brutally memorable night in Glasgow—Andrew shares how generative AI can act as a high-velocity drafting tool for comedians without erasing the human magic of live performance. Discover the structural anatomy of a two-liner, the reality of "co-authoring" material with an LLM, and why the future of creativity belongs to those who lean into their humanness.